[TXT] Been in jail before. Broke out [TXT] Just come here and bring a shovel

To - Master.
From - Gil.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll bring the shovel along.
What the hell did you kill anyways?

rebelliousblade:

[text] You were very wasted and very nude and I have pictures of it all.

[text] By the way you have a nice ass.

To - Rebby
From - Gilly
Pfft, apparently if you kept pictures.
Oh well, learned what not to do from that.
Drink a shit ton to numb down body pain.

[text] You wore your underwear on your head and pretended you were Tarzan.

To - Rebby
From - Gilly
I what?
Dude, I don't even remember that.
I must've been wasted and nude.

[TXT] Need to bury a body, its urgent.

To - Master
From - Gil
What did you do?
Wait, more like, what didn't you do?
I swear that we need to hide the booze.
Or put a limit on strawberry sundaes.
Because you're gonna be in jail at this rate.
Or at least in the asylum.

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

To - Rebby
From - Gilly.
Wait, what?
I'm not even scared of hamsters.
I thought they were cute!
And, maybe I had too much tequila last night.
Oh well, least I didn't do anything stupid.

^{██⊰⚔⊱██ “Alright, it’s go time.” Operation find a dragon before the little thing kills something is a go, too bad he had no idea what he was doing.}

theyamato:

          “Green tea.”
It was bitter and refreshing to the Sword’s senses, easing tension easily garnered with the annoyance so easily sparked. Eyes slant in their sockets, barely hidden by the heavy fringe of black hair, watching the other Devil Arm. “Be gentle with the cups.“ There was no desire to clean up should he make a mess.

^{██⊰⚔⊱██ "I will.” He usually was upon taking that tea cup carefully from her hand and wrapping two digits on the handle of it. The other was palm open beneath it, safety measure if he were to end up dropping it down on accident due to the heat of it. As clumsy as the greaves can be on a few more normal things, he isn’t that clumsy when it came to things like this. Tea cup soon brought up to his tiers, he took a sip of it to give it a taste. Bitter, as bitter as it was, he didn’t mind it much.}

the-light-gun:

        ❝ Maybe. S-She enjoys dragonfruit. I do not know where she would have gone… ❞

^{██⊰⚔⊱██ “We’ll probably need to set some out for her, that and I don’t think having me as a dragon charm would help either!”}

theyamato:

          “There is always time for tea.”
There is nothing said on the distinct lack of time for company however, one palm still coated in flames gesturing to the tea set next to her. “If you wish for sugar or cream it is in the kitchen.“ The sword drank the tea straight- and hot.

^{██⊰⚔⊱██ "What’s the choice of brew this time then?” He never drank tea that often, but he did like the taste of some brews depending on how it’s made. Besides, he didn’t want to ruin good tea by sweetening it up or filling it with cream. Sure, he might be unwanted, but that’s fine by him. “I’ll give it a try your way.”}