thebearerofyamato:

[Text:] If I was not drunk. I'd kill you.

To - Vergil
From - Gil
Yeah, yeah, I know.
You'd pretty much use Yamato for it.
I'd wind up running like hell.

thebearerofyamato:

[Text:] You're cute when you're angry.

To - Vergil
From - Gil
... I'm saying nothing to this.
You behave weirdly when drunk.

thebearerofyamato:

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[Text]: You look better when I'm intoxicated. 

To - Vergil
From - Gil
Please just stop.
Really, sober up.
I rather not deal with this!

thebearerofyamato:

[Text:] DON’T GO BREAKIN’ MY HEART

To - Vergil
From - Gil
What's with you and hitting on me?!

[TXT] Been in jail before. Broke out [TXT] Just come here and bring a shovel

To - Master.
From - Gil.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll bring the shovel along.
What the hell did you kill anyways?

rebelliousblade:

[text] You were very wasted and very nude and I have pictures of it all.

[text] By the way you have a nice ass.

To - Rebby
From - Gilly
Pfft, apparently if you kept pictures.
Oh well, learned what not to do from that.
Drink a shit ton to numb down body pain.

[text] You wore your underwear on your head and pretended you were Tarzan.

To - Rebby
From - Gilly
I what?
Dude, I don't even remember that.
I must've been wasted and nude.

[TXT] Need to bury a body, its urgent.

To - Master
From - Gil
What did you do?
Wait, more like, what didn't you do?
I swear that we need to hide the booze.
Or put a limit on strawberry sundaes.
Because you're gonna be in jail at this rate.
Or at least in the asylum.

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

To - Rebby
From - Gilly.
Wait, what?
I'm not even scared of hamsters.
I thought they were cute!
And, maybe I had too much tequila last night.
Oh well, least I didn't do anything stupid.