cruelpunchline:

_{▃▄▅▆ ∶ —— “I ain’t steal nothin’ from ya, Bozo! Ya know what happened to the little boy who cried wolf? Ya window was open and I thought I seena a squirrel or somethin’ run in there.”}

^{█⊰⚔⊱██ “You tried breakin’ in though, my master doesn’t like people around there for a good reason. Shit, you were lucky he wasn’t the one that found you in there, the most I was doing was trying to clean!”}