cruelpunchline:

_{▃▄▅▆ ∶ —— “I ain’t steal nothin’ from ya, Bozo! Ya know what happened to the little boy who cried wolf? Ya window was open and I thought I seena a squirrel or somethin’ run in there.”}

^{█⊰⚔⊱██ “You tried breakin’ in though, my master doesn’t like people around there for a good reason. Shit, you were lucky he wasn’t the one that found you in there, the most I was doing was trying to clean!”}

cruelpunchline:

_{▃▄▅▆ ∶ —— “All O’ ya seem like a whole buncha scaredy cats ta’ me! I mean, ya look and ya stare but ya don’t say nothin’!”}

^{█⊰⚔⊱██ “Oh, it’s the break in artist, an’ who you calling a scaredy cat? I’m not that easy to freak out, cirque du thief.”}

^{█⊰⚔⊱██ “You broke in here though!” That… isn’t exactly the logical response to someone breaking into their home. Wait, more like the logical response of a literal weapon, he should have charged her yet this is considerably easier to just go with human methods over his own. His master would kill him if he killed someone in here, a human especially even if they were breaking into the shop. Please leave, he’d prefer to not have to go as far as to attack.}